Thanksgiving Day is quickly approaching. And along with the holiday is coming all your annoying relatives. What are you going to do? Simple. Hire Leslie Jones, for a the extremely reasonable amount of $29.99 to come and save your holiday from your drunk MAGA uncle, your snooty auntie or your sticky fingered nephew. Next year, we'll teach you how to cook a real Turkey Day dinner. Hint: There will be no tofu or kale involved in any of it.

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