"Across the nation over 100,000 miles of highways and bridges are in disrepair...millions of ill-equipped vehicles...half a million cubic yards of debris..."

Hey Congress, you worthless suit-filling do-nothings: Fix the potholes! German car makers are making fun of us! German car makers are designing cars to compensate for our crumbling road system. German car makers are capitalizing - profiting from making cars that can handle our neglected infrastructure.

You're making us look bad in front of the Germans.