Stephen Colbert opened up his show this Monday evening by reminding his viewers just who the real victims of this "slow motion train wreck that is the rollout" of the Affordable Care Act are -- America's "most vulnerable" -- the men.

And as Stephen pointed out, no one's been more concerned for these poor guys than the talking heads over at Fox "news."

COLBERT: Under Obamacare, men will pay the same amount as women and yet we still don't get to pass a cantaloupe with toenails through our genitals.