This is a much more honest version of The Orange Felon's inaugural speech than The Felon gave himself or as presented on most of the mainstream media. It includes all the first things Felon promised to do first, which did not include lowering the price of gas or eggs. Or the real reason he moved the ceremony inside was that everyone knows his crowd size - among other things - suffers severe shrinkage when it's cold. And it's not a bad imitation of the Mango Moron either.

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