Turley Wins Suck-Up Of The Year Defending Trump's Horrific Christmas Post
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December 26, 2023

Jonathan Turley made sure to play the Fox News Trump ass-kisser to the very end of the year, when he defended the indefensible, yet again.

On Christmas Day, Trump blasted out a "truth" on his failing social media platform which went beyond the previous rants that day. "Merry Christmas to all, including Crooked Joe Biden’s ONLY HOPE, Deranged Jack Smith, the out of control Lunatic who just hired outside attorneys, fresh from the SWAMP (unprecedented!), to help him with his poorly executed WITCH HUNT against “TRUMP” and “MAGA,” he wrote in a full-fledged rant. "

"Included also are World Leaders, both good and bad, but none of which are as evil and “sick” as the THUGS we have inside our Country who, with their Open Borders, INFLATION, Afghanistan Surrender, Green New Scam, High Taxes, No Energy Independence, Woke Military, Russia/Ukraine, Israel/Iran, All Electric Car Lunacy, and so much more, are looking to destroy our once great USA," he raved.

Then the final Christmas wish: "MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

Along comes Jonathan Turley this morning with his effort to neutralize the venom:

In Turely's twisted mind, the phrase 'Tis the season to be jolly' must mean "lie for Trump at all costs."

Trump's Christmas message for his detractors -- "May they rot in hell -- Merry Christmas" -- has nothing whatsoever to do with a freaking Die Hard movie that took place during the holidays.

Trump's post is another one of his vitriolic, baby whines. The cockwobbler has one setting only. Play the victim till the bitter end.

I don't even know what the rest of Turley's ludicrous tweet means. How can any of his students look at his face and not throw up?

The blowback was swift.

Yes, this is the only answer that actually makes sense. Blackmail.

Fnally, Twistin' Turley tried to walk the whole thing back:

Now I know lawyers like to twist things to fit their version of events, but no one believes any of this. Just admit the blackmail, Jonathan, and be on your way to freedom from the Orange Hater.

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