At a glance, you'd think that my title is an exaggeration, but it's not. Trump spokesperson Liz Harrington said the former President "schooled everybody on how business actually works" in court. The thing is, though, that Trump did terribly in court. So did his adult sons. And who knows how Ivanka will do or whether she'll throw her entire family under the bus, aside from her $2 billion husband, Slenderman.
But for Donald J. Trump, it was not a good day. It was a very bad day.
While under oath, Trump suggested that he was hard at work in the White House in 2021 -- at least one year after Joe Biden beat him silly at the polls—possibly more.
But everything was going according to plan, Trump spokesperson Liz Harrington assures us, as she spoke of other legal professionals being out of the twice impeached numerously indicted former President's league.
"She's (I'm not sure who the lady is talking about -- possibly Tish James?) not even in the same league as President Donald J. Trump, who schooled everybody on how business actually works in that courtroom."
How did Lumpy school everyone? Was it when he strolled into the courtroom (and remember that Liz is saying that her client knows more about that courtroom than the judge does) after already being found liable for fraud, then took out some special Donald-time to rage at the judge (again), Letitia James, and anyone not named Trump, unless it's the guy Jimmy Bob down the street with truck nuts hanging off his bumper. Jimmy Bob is ULTRA MAGA.
Trump was already found liable for fraud, so all Trump had to do was not be a dick to Judge Engoron, who, at the moment, is weighing whether to impose hundreds of millions of dollars in fines and other penalties that could permanently knee-cap the real estate empire that vaulted the former reality show star to prominence. He couldn't help it. Donald wasn't just a dick to the Judge. He was a dick to anyone that wasn't on his side.
So, how'd he school them, Liz?
