You would think that Mr. Trump has other things to worry about, like, say, that his lawyer appeared to confess to his crime on Laura Ingraham's show, for example. Or that his other attorney opened her mouth, and stuck her foot in it while he was being arraigned. No, something else really bothered Mr. Trump.
The one thing that irked him the most yesterday at his arraignment was "when the magistrate judge referred to him as simply Mr. Trump," according to CNN's Kaitlan Collins. So, let's help Mr. Trump out and refer to him as Princess.
"But I am told that the former president, one thing that irked him particularly was during that hearing today that lasted about 27 minutes, was when the magistrate judge referred to him as simply Mr. Trump," Collins said.
"That may not sound odd to anyone else, but he is still referred to by his former title, President Trump, when he's at his Bedminster Golf Club in New Jersey, as he is tonight or at Mar-a-Lago," she added.
He's really going for the insanity defense, huh? Appearances are essential to a narcissist. So, what should we call him? The thrice-indicted whiny little bitch who was found liable for sexual abuse? We can refer to him as the former prissydent. Or Captain Caps Lock. Or Der Gröpenfuhrer. Or Bloaty McBatshit or Crazy McFuckstick. Or the Beauty Pageant Barker. Former President Fuckmuppet. How about Rampy McTinyDick or former President Circus Peanut, or...well, you get the picture.
I'm so sick of this guy. One well-placed McDonald's and his entire movement would drag to a crawl as his gravy-like blood tries to make its way through his clogged arteries. I said what I said.
