Former President Donald Trump is on a roll this morning on Truth Social, and in his last in a series of posts, he reduced himself to begging Congress for help. In his first post, the twice-impeached, twice-indicted President insisted that he did "NOTHING WRONG," then accused President Biden of having classified documents containing "really bad STUFF!"'

In the one-term President's second post, he suggested that items were "secretly planted" in his "perfectly legal Boxes."

So, if his boxes were secured, then no one would be able to plant anything.

In his third post, Trump predictably called the New York case against him a "Witch Hunt," and for the third time this morning, he called investigations into his misconduct, "ELECTION INTERFERENCE."

And for his fourth and hopefully final post, Trump begged Congress to help him in screamy shouty caps.

"CONGRESS, PLEASE INVESTIGATE THE POLITICAL WITCH HUNTS AGAINST ME CURRENTLY BEING BROUGHT BY THE CORRUPT DOJ AND FBI, WHO ARE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL," he wrote. "THIS CONTINUING SAGA IS RETRIBUTION AGAINST ME FOR WINNING AND, EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY TO THEM, ELECTION INTERFERENCE REGARDING THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. IT WILL BE THERE UPDATED FORM OF RIGGING OUR MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION. LOOK AT THE POLLS - THEY CAN'T BEAT ME (MAGA!) AT THE BALLOT BOX, THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN WIN IS TO CHEAT. STOP THEM NOW!"

I suspect that this is why Trump is freaking the fuck out.

Investigations into Trump began before he announced his run, so it can't be election interference. Good try, though. He's already claiming that the 2024 election is rigged.