Fox News host Jesse Watters feels pretty desperate after news broke that former President Donald Trump will be arrested. Of course, the source for that is the one-term President, who said he would be indicted on Tuesday, then he sent out an email blast to beg for donations.
Watters is concerned over the potential indictment of Trump for a $130,000 hush money payment to adult film actress Stormy Daniels during the 2016 presidential campaign. As a bonus, the hush-money payment to Stormy could be used to build a case for falsifying business records and violating campaign finance law.
But Watters can prove that Stormy and Donald never had a sexual encounter.
"There's no proof Trump slept with Stormy; there's no baby," he said out loud.
Problem solved!
Well, there is no proof that Watters is an actual human being. We've reached peak MAGA, where we're witnessing so-called law and order Republicans attacking the prosecution and even other Republicans who won't provide safe harbor for Trump to avoid arrest.
In 2018, Trump's former fixer Michael Cohen pleaded guilty to concealing income from the IRS, making false statements, and "causing $280,000 in payments to be made to silence two women who otherwise planned to speak publicly about their alleged affairs with a presidential candidate," according to the Justice Department.
And MAGA Republicans were OK with Cohen being sentenced to three years in prison, paying a hefty fine, and being disbarred.
Meanwhile, to MAGA Republicans, Trump is the real victim, even though there is audio in the Georgia case to prove otherwise. Countless hours of video evidence prove that the former President incited the Jan. 6 insurrection, but sure, protect Trump.
Does he know that some women can't get pregnant? The best part of Jesse Watters can be seen with a UV light on a mattress at Hotel 8.
