Former President Donald Trump will be formally charged with 34 Class E felonies for falsification of business records today and processed in New York City's Manhattan courthouse.

Trump took to Truth Social on the eve of his arrest to launch more attacks against Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. The one-term twice impeached indicted former President called for Bragg to indict himself.

Then he misspelled "leaked" but corrected that later.

Then Trump questioned if Special Counsel Jack Smith's name is really Jack Smith.

"Speaking of LEAKS, Special "Prosecutor" Jack Smith (What did his name used to be?) leaked massive amounts of information to The Washington ComPost," It wrote. "This is illegal, and I assume this Radical Left Lunatic, much to the chagrin of his Trump Hating wife and family, will be PROSECUTED? He is a totally biased Thug who should be let loose on the Biden Documents hidden in Chinatown, and the 1,850 BOXES secretly stored in Delaware, which Biden REFUSES to give up. Biden is guilty of Obstruction, I am not!"

'No, YOU!' is hardly a defense. The big cranky baby will still be treated with privilege:

Trump is scared, and I'm OK with that. Happy indictment day, y'all.