Matt Schlapp's CPAC 2023 looks more like a ghost town than it does a political conference.

Being embroiled in a sexual assault lawsuit with a male Herschel Walker staffer isn't helping matters either.

Listening to Brent Bozell drone on incessantly clearly is what CPAC was going for this year.

Maybe sales would have skyrocketed if Schlapp had invited the recently fired James O'Keefe, kicked out of Project Veritas, to perform some of his dance moves.

Thank you, John Oliver and HBO MAX.