Pillow salesman Mike Lindell announced on Steve Bannon's show that he would host "The Real Crime Desk" to police the results of the 2022 midterm elections. The MyPillow guy pledges to expose cheating and fraud while the results are reported on Frankspeech.com.
"At 6:00 p.m. tomorrow night, we're starting, and we're going to go through the night," Lindell said. "I have cyber guys with me. Some of the best in the world, and they're going to be showing you charts of each race! Are they stealing this one? Is there no fraud in this one? It's going to be the real-time crime desk."
Wow, charts. Sounds big, if true.
"If we have people calling in or reaching out to us at Frankspeech.com, anybody there reaching out, we'll be reporting that to you," he continued as if that made any sense at all. "We're not going to let them steal this right in front of us this time. We know too much."
He knows too much, you guys. We'd better pack everything up and go home. By the way, does anyone know when Trump's latest reinstatement date is? We weren't just promised a storm, but a reinstatement, too. Geez. I recall that the pillow salesman pledged that Trump would be back in the White House on Thanksgiving. Of course, that was for 2021.
Mike is like that old drunk down the street with no pants on that keeps swinging his dick around. You don't want to look because, Ewww! But he's such a shitshow that you don't want to look away, either. It's sort of like the entire Trump presidency. And yet, if your uncle acted like that, you'd have him thrown into a psych ward to get him some help asap after you made him put his pants back on.
