Ivanka Trump Bought The Whitest Puppy Ever For Her Daughter And Twitter Had Thoughts

By Red Painter — July 21, 2019

Princess Barbie, Ivanka "Daddy's Favorite Girl" Trump, posted one of the most tone deaf tweets ever Saturday night. What was meant to be a sweet post about adopting a puppy turned into a huge ratio because her dog looks like the canine version of an Aryan child - pure snow white with blue eyes and not a speck of color.

I can see the conversation:

Daughter: "Mommy, can I get a little brown puppy?"

Ivanka: "No, sweetie. Grandpa only likes white puppies"

Daughter: "But I want a brown one!"

Ivanka: "Aryanbella, you know we only allow whites in this house"

Here is her tweet:

Meet Winter, Arabella’s birthday dream come true and the newest member of the Kushner family! 😍 pic.twitter.com/Y1cHTvnBGm

— Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) July 21, 2019

Twitter was on fire:

I'm not going to begrudge you for getting a dog but… damn, that is the most Aryan dog I've ever seen.

— Pé Resists (@4everNeverTrump) July 21, 2019

Of course the insipid Dingbat Princess would get a white dog and have it pose for a photo shoot.

You are the most vapid human alive.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) July 21, 2019

You gonna crate train her, or are cages just for kids?

— Tom McGrath (@TheTommyToms) July 21, 2019

How darling. I see you skipped a rescue and went straight to an Aryan breeder. Does it sit and sieg heil yet?

— Nancy Lee Grahn (@NancyLeeGrahn) July 21, 2019

Pro tip: when everyone hates you for being a spoon fed nothing grifter who’s full of shit, an advisor to the president who doesn’t advise, when you want to seem human and get a dog, maybe a shelter dog would show humanity. But all white and blue eyes is on brand. Fuck off

— Jared Kotler (@Marcy_Kid) July 21, 2019

If it was a brown dog, would you put it in a cage?

— Jon Zal (@OfficialJonZal) July 21, 2019

And my personal favorite tweet:

What a beautiful animal!! My heart aches for her knowing she'll have to he rehomed shortly - maybe you should make arrangements in advance as to who will care for her while you & your wife are in jail?
Just a thought.

— 🌊Sheryl Lynne #tRumpIsARa_ist (@shossy2) July 21, 2019

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