Politico AKA "Tiger Beat on the Potomac" (thanks Charlie Pierce!) morning email thingie checked Vegas to see how this horse race is um, racing:

DEBRA SAUNDERS of the Las Vegas Review-Journal put these odds on the next White House press secretary: Hogan Gidley: 4/1 … Steven Groves: 7/1 … Alyssa Farah: 8/1 … Kellyanne Conway: 20/1 … Jeanine Pirro: 55/1 … Rudy Giuliani: 250/1 … Vacant: 19/1

So my wager on “no one” might make me rich as a king in Quatloos!

Gotta admit: Hogan Gidley would be keeping the flame alive. He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “truth.” Or many other words, either.

And of course, Twitter is also speculating with tongue firmly in cheek:

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