Judge for yourself: Did Sarah Palin get into Aunty Peggy Noonan's jar of Magic Dolphin Pills before her speech in Denver this week?

We've edited down the rambling 30-minute-plus address on Saturday to the Western Conservative Summit, but you can get the drift just a few minutes in. And if nothing else, there were pink Obamas dancing across her teleprompter during the affair, judging by how often she kinda looked at her screen funny, wrinkled her nose, and rambled on.

All we can say is: Thanks, John McCain, for imperiling the nation with your astonishing lack of judgment.

NOTE: If you can manage to make it all the way to the 8:03 mark, it's worth it just to hear her rant about how God doesn't drive parked cars.