Fast Fact: Penguins are the only living organism on the planet that enjoy the taste of Newt Gingrich.
Jamil Smith: So, how did that #WarOnMoms work out for you, Mitt?
The Times Not: If life begins at conception, than it's time to make it legal for fetuses to pack heat.
Jeff Fecke: Jezebel continues it's long, slow decline.
Matt Osborne: A powerful reason why Rush Limbaugh does not belong on Armed Forces Radio.
Round-up by William K. Wolfrum; send tips to mbru [at] crooksandliars [dot] com.