I am declaring this to be a junk-shot free zone. Take THAT David Gregory!
Urantian Sojourn explains to us how Grover Norquist plans to give the Dems an Empathobotomy at the infamous DC Seminar called How to Drown Future Grandmas in a Bathtub.
Fried Green al-Qaedas attends Newt Gingrich's press conference and reports that the campaign carnage is worse that we thought it was!
Juanita Jean looks at Rick Perry's charitable giving and tells us that he is so tight that when he grins his toes curl.
Bonus Track: Mike Flugennock's Political Cartoons noticed that the Bahrain Grand Prix was cancelled, for some reason.
Round-up by Tengrain of Mock, Paper, Scissors who also blogs at Dependable Renegade. Send tips to: mbru@crooksandliars.com