Ted Cruz For President In 2016?

Get excited folks. Look who's runnin' for President...
By Susie Sampson — September 28, 2013

Ted Cruz is runnin' for president! How do I know? He spoke for 21 hours about...absolutely nothin'! But he got a whole lot of attention for it! Smart man. And his speech was scintillatin'...he talked about Dr. Seuss, reality tv, his hurt feet...what a hero! Plus, he showed Rand Paul what it means to reaaalllly care about Americans, right? Well, he spoke longer than Rand anyway so that's proof of somethin'. This will be an excitin' presidential season, that's for sure!

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