Conversations like this almost seem caricatured, like a comedy routine or a sketch about women getting their hair done on a segment of the Carol Burnett show. (In fact, I could totally imagine Carol Burnett doing a hysterical spoof of this). I know I'm a naive sheeple, but this is the kind of stuff I teach my kids NOT to do. Cheerleader snark over an open mic is just, well...ugly.

Everyone "knows how [Sean Hannity] is," of course, so that would explain her snark about Meg Whitman choosing to appear on his show for an interview today. No, Carly, really? How is he? Is he a very mean man to wibewals? Isn't he very, very nice to women who stab other women in the back, either with fatuous gossip or by forcing them to give birth to children who will starve to death after you put an end to all the abortions and "entitlements" in this country?

And of course, what is with that hair?

Because when we're facing the worst environmental disaster in the history of this nation, when unemployment is threatening the middle class in an unprecedented way and corporate interests have unlimited means at their disposal to prop up evil failed CEOs, why should Carly Fiorina worry about anything other than Barbara Boxer's hair?

Of course, Cheerleader Carly doesn't worry about little things like the environment ever since she underwent her requisite brainwashing in the land of demon (mutant) sheep. One day she believed climate change is real; the next she started spewing robotic rhetoric that gives Jim Inhofe shivers up his leg.

Memo to Barbara Boxer: Stay serious. Don't stop doing what you're doing. Let Carly and Sarah dish the gossip while you work to save our nation.

Meeeeow.