Looks like Stephen was channeling his inner Bill O'Reilly again.
Colbert: Supercalifragilisticexpiali-suck it England! We kicked your arses one to one. Now to be fair British, I know you are going your best to keep the oil off of our shoreline, but you have failed miserably. I mean how could I put that another way? Let's say the oil was a ball and our coastline was a goooooaaaallll!
...America I am drawing a line in the sand... in the black, flammable sand. It is time to bring it to these Limey bastards, so from now on, English muffins are now Freedom Muffins and Brit Hume is Free Hume. You're welcome Free.