This is not an over-sized pocket protector, this is Apple's new Platomorphic Optical Shield, the I-POS, a steal at $399.99. You will need to buy thi
April 22, 2010

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This is not an over-sized pocket protector, this is Apple's new Platomorphic Optical Shield, the I-POS, a steal at $399.99. You will need to buy this because, uh, something something petabytes of cool. Something something provenance. Something something lineage. Something something mouth-feel. Something something post-millennial design elements. Something something peevish insouciance.

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