This is not from The Onion...

Via CNN:

"You guys have it way too soft – nice ride," he wrote, while the press corps were preparing to cover his Weatherly, Pennsylvania stop.
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"P.S.," he added after his signature, "erased your hard drives."

Hahaha that's so funny...not. I believe it's also a crime. Vandalism? Destruction of property?

Republican nominee for president. Oh. Kaaay.