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Deanne Smith recorded this lovely little nerdy, naughty love song, accompanied by her kitten, who tries to steal the show.
By Diane Sweet — July 13, 2013

[Rated NSFW due to a couple "F" bombs, and oh, my, the "V" word.]

Deanne Smith recorded this lovely little nerdy, naughty love song accompanied by her kitten, who tries to steal the show.

She's provided a handy lyrics guide:

I wanna be your abacus baby
you can count on me
and I won't say that I love you or I heart you,
but I will say less than 3, I less than 3 you

Your molecules must be moving really quickly
'cause girl, you're hot.
Are you igneous, metamorphic or sedimentary?
All I know is, baby, you rock.

Nerdy Love Song with Added Kitten Bonus!

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