Shorter Charles Krauthammer

Iran starts feeling heat Whoa, whoa... I'm starting to get a funny feeling in my pants... I haven't felt this way since 2003... what could it b
By Brad Reed — July 30, 2010

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Iran starts feeling heat

  • Whoa, whoa... I'm starting to get a funny feeling in my pants... I haven't felt this way since 2003... what could it be? Oh God! OOOOHHH GOD, YES!!! WE MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER WAR!!!! YESYESYES!!!! OOOOOOOHHHHH GOD!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

    *pant, pant*

    So, Iran, was that as good for you as it was for me?

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