Spocko's Brain investigates bringing a gun to CPAC, just like those gun-loving patriots do (or do they?) -- Hilarity ensues!

Princess Sparkle Pony reads noted Egyptologist Condi Rice's profound editor for us and gives us a brief 2-sentence summary.

Rumproast worries that when The Donald and The Palin speak, the world gets dumber. They have data to prove it, too!

Our pals at Evil Slutopia hate writing about the Biebs, but they make an important point.

Bonus Track:

The Grumbler gives us his guide to pretending you own a horse.

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