In an email blast, Donald Trump, the former reality show star turned insurrectionist, who picked a VP hopeful that's enamored with couches, is losing his shit over Kamala Harris choosing Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate.
All of the Democrats on Harris's shortlist are brilliant and capable of taking on Trump and the couch-fucker. Waltz is 60 years old, a second-term governor, and chair of the Democratic Governors Association, and he is young enough to be Lumpy's son.
The header of Trump's email laughably claims, "Tim Walz will unleash hell on Earth!"
How much do you want to make a dollar bet that this email was written for any of the guys on Kamala's shortlist? It's an evergreen email blast with no originality and nothing to back up his claims.
TIM WALZ WOULD BE THE WORST VP IN HISTORY!
Even worse than Dangerously Liberal and Crooked Kamala Harris - HE'S THAT BAD.
He'll unleash HELL ON EARTH and open our borders to the worst criminals imaginable.
He'll rubber stamp Kamla's GREEN NEW SCAM and light TRILLIONS of dollars on fire.
But the real killer: he's already pulled in MILLIONS in dirty cash to buy the White House!
I'm organizing a HISTORIC response right here and now - but it won't mean a thing without you.
He added, "Crooked Kamala already cashed HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS in checks from her accomplices. "
Oooh, cool! We're Kamala's accomplices, you guys. Trump sends out unhinged emails all the time. In one, he referred to donations as "dirty liberal dollars," and I want to use that as my new band name. The felon's new nickname for Kamala is 'Kamabla' because he's shook and can't come at her with anything of substance.
Harris/Waltz has a perfect ring to it. I need a new yard sign. A debate between Vance and Walz will leave Trump with a full diaper. Is Ivanka on diaper duty? My favorite part via text that Lumpy sent says that Walz will "WIPE MAGA OUT," and I'm down with that.
LFG!
