June 10, 2024

Controversial Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene went there at Trump's rally in Nevado on Sunday. She threw in some blasphemy while likely skipping church. She could have been working on her 'bad built butch body,' but praising Felon 45 was more important. Priorities, amirite? There is one thing Trump supporters shouldn't do if they don't want to be considered part of a cult: do not compare that porn star-banging pussy grabbing felon to Jesus Christ.

"The Democrats and the fake news media want to constantly talk about, oh, President Trump is a convicted felon," Marge said. "Well, you want to know something?"

Note: No, we don't, but she will tell us anyway.

"The man that I worship is also a convicted felon," she falsely said. "And he was murdered on a Roman cross."

Jesus. Was. Not. A. Felon. This isn't hard. And he wasn't convicted by a jury of his peers. He was murdered by an unruly mob who yelled out, "Hang Mike Pence!" "Crucify him!" Well, we can also blame Pontius Pilate, among others. Comparing Trump to Jeus's crucifixion is some sick stuff.

With all of that aside, Ted Bundy, Al Capone, John Dillinger, Charles Manson, John Wilkes Booth (she's probably a fan), and John Wayne Gacy were all felons, too. So is Martha Stewart, but I'm sure she'd make a better President than Trump, but the bar is kind of low. And none of those individuals are just like Jesus.

Who voted for this woman? Holy fuckballs.

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