MAGA ‘Prophet': GOD Will Defeat NASA And CERN During Solar Eclipse
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April 9, 2024

Failed Republican Doug Mastriano's ghost whispering MAGA prophet Julie Green took the solar eclipse and turned it into Moses aka GOD, attacking NASA and destroying it.

When it's darkest, before the dawning.

It's always darker.

But out of that darkness comes God's light.

And God's light will shine even greater than it was before.
We are going to pray together today to destroy the power of fear.

We're going to pray against CERN because they're opening it up at the same time as the eclipse.

They're shooting NASA, shooting rockets in the sky, at the same time as the eclipse, named after Egyptian gods.

But should we be afraid of those things?

No.

We should know what they're doing.

The enemy's got a massive amount of things planned today.

But what has God been telling us?

The enemies are being cut off.

The enemies are destroyed.

Enemies want you afraid.

They want you in panic.

They want you focusing on them and what they are going to do.

And God is saying, I told you in my word, resist the devil and he what?

Like Hitler before him, Trump's MAGA acolytes are made up of crackpots, religious freaks, and white nationalist fascists.

Editor's Note: The world, in fact, did not end during the eclipse.

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