Just after losing his shit on Truth Social, then attending court where he faced a $454 million fraud fine, which, as you probably know, was reduced by a fuckton of money, Donald Trump said that President Biden "doesn't know if he's alive," then he proceeded to murder the English language by trying to say words.
Trump, facing 91 felonies, said, "And we'll bring crime back to law and order. We're going to get those words, law and order, back because our cities are a disaster."
Trump said," You can't have an election in the middle of a political season," which is precisely when you have an election.
To be exact, Mr. Big Brain said:
You can't have an election in the middle of a political season.
We just had Super Tuesday, and we had a Tuesday after Tuesday already.
And we had Louisiana the other day, a couple of days ago, and we won in a record number, the highest number ever recorded.
But we're in the middle of an election right now,
Trump has been saying that Mar-a-Lago is worth $1 billion, but he increased it to $2 billion just because.
He's batshit crazy. The former President doesn't think he should be treated like the rest of us:
The former President also suggested that Andrew Cuomo is the current governor of New York. Trump once boasted that he has "the best words," and I'm going to go out on a limb to suggest that he lied about that, too—just a hunch.
