Former President Donald Trump unleashed a "Merry Christmas" message on his Truth Social platform that was, unsurprisingly, bursting with rage. Captain Caps Lock gave a shout-out to "CROOKED JOE BIDEN" as he aired his grievances because Christmas is all about him.
Sorry, guys, but it wasn't Jesus who was persecuted. It was former reality show star Donald Trump. This, by the way, is just one sentence:
"2024 WILL GO DOWN AS THE YEAR OF GREAT AND FULLY COORDINATED ILLEGAL ELECTION INTERFERENCE BY CROOKED JOE BIDEN, THE WORST AND MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES, THE DOJ, FBI, A.G.'s, & D.A.'s THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY, BUT DESPITE IT ALL, IN THE END, THERE WILL BE A BIG AND GLORIOUS VICTORY FOR THOSE BRAVE AND VALIANT PATRIOTS WHO WANT TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!" he wrote.
"It’s hard to have a truly great Christmas when you have a Crooked and Incompetent President who wants to put his Political Opponent in jail, and who has been working hard (for a change!), illegally using all of the levers of Law Enforcement, to do so," he added. "We are in the fight of our lives to save our Country from MADNESS & DOOM. MAGA 2024!!!"
And on Christmas Eve, Lumpy left this doozy:
"THEY SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN, LIED TO CONGRESS, CHEATED ON FISA, RIGGED A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, ALLOWED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, MANY FROM PRISONS & MENTAL INSTITUTIONS, TO INVADE OUR COUNTRY, SCREWED UP IN AFGHANISTAN, & JOE BIDEN'S MISFITS & THUGS, LIKE DERANGED JACK SMITH, ARE COMING AFTER ME, AT LEVELS OF PERSECUTION NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN OUR COUNTRY??? IT'S CALLED ELECTION INTERFERENCE. MERRY CHRISTMAS!" he wrote.
Trump has separately (so far) accused Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Joe Biden of spying on his campaign. The election wasn't rigged. I'm only amazed that he garnered any votes, considering he didn't want a second term. Sure, he wants one now, but only to keep him out of prison. MAGA!
Merry Christmas, everyone! Not you, Lumpy. Sit your stupid ass down. Stupid fuck.
