Stephen Colbert covers the things in the news that you need to know such as the attorney who things it's fun to poop in a Pringles can and tossing it out his car window. I don't even want to think about the logistics of crapping into a Pringles can, except that I sure hope he parked the car first. Colbert also covers why you might be more like Sesame Street's Cookie Monster than you thought, especially if you eat at Subway's. Which surprised the heck out of me. I wasn't aware people still ate at Subway's.

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