Can you think of a more undeserved position than Kash Patel to head the CIA? He has served as Trump's lapdog, and that's what's important if you're the ex-President. Patel could be Trump's Squeaky Fromme in the CIA. Lovely. And to prove that he's a good lap doggo, he told Steve Bannon, "Yes, we are going to come after the people in the media."

Also, let's not confuse Bannon with Patel. Bannon is the one Trump pardoned after he was indicted for ripping off his supporters in a "We build the wall" scam. And yes, that's the same wall that Trump promised to build, and Mexico would pay for it. Now that we've gone through the cast of characters, let's see how far Patel would go for Trump.

"Highly confident that when you go back and is uh... a senior member of this uh... administration, President Trump's administration starting in the afternoon of the twentieth of January of 2025... do you feel confident that you'll be able to deliver the goods that we can have serious prosecutions and accountability?" Bannon asked. "And I want the morning show producers that watch us and all the producers that watch us -- this is just not rhetoric."

The deep staters

"We're absolutely dead serious. You cannot have a constitutional republic and allow what these deep staters have done to the country," he continued. "The deep state, the administrative state, the fourth branch of government never mentioned in the Constitution is going to be taken apart brick by brick and the people that did these evil deeds will be held accountable and prosecuted, criminal prosecutions."

"Uh... Kash, I know you're probably going to head up the CIA, but do you believe that you can deliver the goods on this and pretty sure in a pretty short order of the first couple months so we get rolling on prosecutions," Bannon asked.

"Yes, we got the bench for it, Bannon, and you know those guys are not gonna go out there say their names right now so radical left-wing media can terrorize them, but the one thing we learned in the Trump administration the first go around is we gotta put in all America patriots top to bottom," Patel said. "And we got them for law enforcement, we got them for intel collection, we got them for offensive operations, we got them for DOD/CIA everywhere."

"And the one thing we will do that they never will do is we will follow the facts and the law and go to courts of law and correct these justices and lawyers who have been prosecuting these cases based on politics and actually issuing them as lawfare," he continued. "We will go out and find the conspirators not just in government but in the media. Yes, we're gonna come after the people in the media who lied about American citizens who helped Joe Biden rape presidential elections."

"We're gonna come after you whether it's criminal or civilly will figure that out, but yeah, we're putting you all on notice," he added. "And see, this is why they hate us. This is why we're tyrannical. This is why we're dictators."

Wow, that's a pretty good pitch for Trump, Kash. But Trump isn't going to fuck you. He'll be too busy screwing all of us.