Former Prissydent Donald Trump is like that drunk uncle you invited over for Thanksgiving that finds something to complain about, even though every inch of the table is filled with exquisite dishes that are plated for the wealthiest that wouldn't blink at the price of Wagyu beef. In Trump's case, that would be because somehow you paid for the meat.

Trump took to his Truth Social platform to do what he does best: Complain. The world isn't fair to him even though he was born with a tacky 24-karat gold spoon in his anus-shaped mouth, even though his father gave him everything (several times over) to launch an elitist lifestyle to make the most arrogant billionaires jealous. Jealous because it was all handed to him.

And then he blew it -- and his ego isn't full, so he's screaming at the world.

"Happy Thanksgiving to ALL, including the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia "Peekaboo" James, who has let Murder & Violent Crime FLOURISH, & Businesses FLEE; the Radical Left Trump Hating Judge, a "Psycho," Arthur Engoron, who Criminally Defrauded the State of New York, & ME, by purposely Valuing my Assets at a "tiny" Fraction of what they are really worth in order to convict me of Fraud before even a Trial, or seeing any PROOF, & used his Politically Biased & Corrupt Campaign Finance Violator, Chief Clerk Alison Greenfield, to sit by his side on the "Bench" & tell him what to do; & Crooked Joe Biden, who has WEAPONIZED his Department of Injustice against his Political Opponent, & allowed our Country to go to HELL; & all of the other Radical Left Lunatics, Communists, Fascists, Marxists, Democrats, & RINOS, who are seriously looking to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY," the former President rage-posted.

"Have no fear, however, we will WIN the Presidential Election of 2024, & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!" he added.

One well-placed Cracker Barrel and MAGA would drag to a crawl. There is a lot I could say about that miserable twat. So many things. I think it's best if it's kept short: Shut the fuck you, you miserable twat. Go back to working on your Donnie Digital Cards. Today is a day we're supposed to express gratitude, not act like whiny little bitches.