Former Trump White House Press Secretary Crybaby McEnany decided that she wasn't fond of the courthouse sketch of her former boss. Has she seen his face? There isn't a lot to work there with if you want to flatter the septuagenarian, who wears lifts in his shoes to appear taller and whose anus-shaped mouth spews hateful rhetoric 24/7, so much so that he needs a toilet flush affixed to his jaw, but you be you, boo-boo.
Trump had a terrible day in court, so I can see why she took issue with the courtroom sketch on Fox's The Five.
"Kayleigh, what advice would you give him when he's in the courtroom?" Greg Gutfeld asked the former White House Press Secretary about Trump's tumultuous day in court.
"Keep doing what he's doing," McEnany said. "Look, I would advise them to ask for a better sketch artist because that does not look like my former boss there."
McEnany noted that New York Attorney General Letitia James called Trump a "conman" and a "carnival barker" when she campaigned for her current job. And I agree. But a more apt description would be a beautiful pageant barker and a double-speaking dickhead. We have so many options here.
She then lashed out at Judge Engoron.
"This is a travesty of justice," she added. "And that sketch is a travesty, too. It looks nothing like Trump."
Her co-hosts disagreed and seemed to like the sketch of the Mar-a-Lago lunatic.
But since they all changed the topic from Trump's very bad day, you can bet The Five got an "attaboy" from the Murdoch brothers.
