Donald Trump is proving once again that he's dumber than a frozen grocery store chicken; the former President took to Truth Social long after midnight to lash out at Judge Arthur Engoron, who he claims he'll appear before in court Monday morning. Michael Cohen gave the one-term President a 20 percent chance of attending the high-stakes non-jury trial. Trump did, in fact, show up this morning.

The judge ruled last week that Trump routinely deceived banks, insurers, and others. Judge Engoron, much to Trump's chagrin, cited Palm Beach County Property Appraiser valuations, putting Mar-a-Lago at between $18 million and $28 million. Trump shared a post on Truth Social last week from his son, Eric, who claimed the property was worth $1 billion. However, no property in the United States is worth that much money.

"I'm going to Court tomorrow morning to fight for my name and reputation against a corrupt and racist Attorney General, Letitia James, who campaigned on "getting Trump," and a Trump Hating Judge who is unfair, unhinged, and vicious in his PURSUIT of me," he falsely wrote. "He values Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, Florida, at 18 Million Dollars, when it is worth 50 to 100 times that amount. His valuations are FRAUDULENT in pursuit of Election Interference, and worse. THIS WHOLE CASE IS A SHAM!!! See you in Court - Monday morning."

"The judge, Arthur Engoron, refuses to accept our big win in the Court of Appeals, nullifying much of the case that the racist Attorney General of New York, Letitia James, has charged us with," he continued. "Nobody can believe it!"

I'm not sure what "big win" Lumpy is referring to. In a separate post, Trump continued to air his grievances.

"Judge Engoron's Valuation of Mar-a-Lago, the most spectacular property in Palm Beach, Florida, IS FRAUDULENT!" he insisted, even though the judge did not value the property. "He states a value of 18 Million Dollars, knowing full well that it is worth, perhaps, 50 to 100 times that amount."

"Engoron is working diligently to misrepresent me, and my net worth, which is substantially MORE than is shown on my fully "disclaimed" Financial Statements," he continued. "I have not even included my most valuable asset - BRAND!"

"He should resign from the "Bench" and be sanctioned by the Courts for his abuse of power, and his intentional and criminal interference with the Presidential Election of 2024, of which I am leading all candidates, both Republican & Democrat, by significant margins," he falsely said (he's leading Biden by one point). Likewise, Letitia James should resign for purposeful and criminal Election Interference."

"She is fully aware that Mar-a-Lago, and other assets, are worth much more than what she is claiming," he added while not helping his case. "Both of these Democrat Operatives are a disgrace to New York, and to the United States of America!"

The former President reportedly spent the night at Trump Tower in Manhattan, an asset he could lose, especially since he has such a big mouth, and continues to attack prosecutors and judges. But who are we to interrupt the gaseous gaslighting gasbag?