October 8, 2023

Former President Donald Trump was on a roll at his rally in Iowa. His claims are getting wilder, and he referred to Melania as First Lady. But things got weird when the twice-impeached one-term weirdo compared his body to President Joe Biden's. No one votes for a politician because of their body; if we did, he would be voted off the island. Forever.

Trump has been thinking about that photo of Biden, who is 80, standing on the beach.

"He's got a consultant somewhere, this is the worst consultant in politics, that thinks he looks good in a bathing suit, right?" he said. "No, he...he spends so much time at the beach, you know, how do you do that?"

"And you know, I have a much better body than him, but I'm not really sure that I want to expose it with the sun blaring down and the sand, the surf, the wind, you know, I mean, you know, it's not a pretty sight," he added.

Twitter users weighed in:

Biden works out. Trump doesn't exercise. They both have the olds. That's reality. Trump and his supporters want us to doubt Biden's mental acuity, but Trump's flawed character is on display daily. I'm only surprised that Trump didn't strip down onstage. Ewww!

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