July 26, 2023

Just after Donald Trump 'retruthed' posts of various sycophants defending him, he busted out in all screamy-shouty caps. And, of course, the former President misspelled 'stolen' again. Stollen is a fruit bread, but the twice-indicted guy can't seem to overcome that spelling hurdle.

Donald wasn't indicted yesterday so it could take place on Thursday. We'll see! Lumpy sounds very nervous on his Truth Social platform.

"SO, THEY IMPEACH ME OVER A "PERFECT" PHONE CALL, AND THEY DON'T IMPEACH BIDEN FOR BEING THE MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES???" Trump writes.

Well, good morning to you, too! And Trump is as crooked as a dog's hind leg.

"We'll have fun on the stand with all of these people that say the Presidential Election wasn't Rigged and Stollen," he continued. "THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY!!!"

Huh. Next, he'll claim that the trial had the best ratings ever. That I can tell you.

"2024 ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!" he wrote.

Sure thing, buddy, except the investigations began before he announced his run.

"PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT!!!" he screamed into the void.

We've been through this before. And for his final comment:

"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!" he added.

Nah, he had four years. Trump going to prison would make America Great Again. Lock Lumpy up!

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