Utah Republican Senator Mike Lee seems to be fond of Twitter user Cat Shit (also known as Catturd2). Lee wanted to know if Mr. Shit considered running for President in 2028. HASN'T EVERYONE WONDERED ABOUT THAT? I've been on pins and needles for a while now.
The shitposter unleashed a long-winded tweet (563 words!) titled, "Why Me? by Catturd," in which he throws himself a pity party.
"I'm exhausted - mentally and physically," the Turd writes. "This Catturd thing has been a 5 year rollercoaster ride. I basically work 7 days a week; no days off, no vacations. I don't even know how I got here. I often ask, why me?"
Oh, you poor punkin'. Trying to make money on Twitter to pay his mortgage on his trailer must be so draining. I am not saying anything is wrong with living in a trailer in Florida. Don't look at me like that! Mortgage payments are no joke, and insurance in Florida is through the roof.
"I've been doxxed, harassed, 100 hit pieces written about me, people come by [my] house and scream obscenities, tons of death threats, and on and on." he writes.
OK, spelling and grammar aside on the cat guy's part, he can fuck the hell off. I've been doxxed by white supremacists, and trolls have come to my home. It happens, but I never cried about it. There are a ton of people who have been doxxed. He needs to stop crying into his MyPillow and wake up. Oh my God, that would mean he's woke. Scary!
Last November, now-former Rep. Adam Kinzinger called Cat Shit "Literal evil" and added "If I met you in person, it would not end well… for you. Sicko."
"Trolls who have never done a thing in their life pretend to be patriots and laugh at real warriors," he added.
Cat Shit was laughing about the deceased Ukrainian victims of Putin's aggressive invasion of their country. Like, this motherfucker thinks it's funny. Yeah, so that's why I took a look into his miserable life.
Twitter was not impressed with Lee:
He deleted this tweet:
And Lee seemed almost ready to endorse the 58-year-old shitposter, who needs to jump into his Saturn Sl2 to take a drive while pondering why his life is a hot mess. Tweeting is not a career. Sure, he gets attention, but it's not good attention. If people are driving by his home while screaming obscenities, maybe he should think about that. I'm glad Mike Lee is focused on the important things.
Catturd for 2028 is so GOP these days.
