'Cokeahontas Strikes Again': Don Jr's 4th Of July Video Mocked

By Conover Kennard — July 4, 2023

We've talked about Donald Trump Jr's obvious problem with substance addiction before. More than once, actually. His family just doesn't seem to give a single flying fuck, though, to get him the help he needs. At any rate, Junior unleashed another cocaine-fueled (allegedly!) video clip to his weird fans to deliver a brief 4th of July message.

"Guys, I hope you're out there enjoying this incredible 4th of July weekend," he said. "Hopefully, you're outside doing something fun with your family, celebrating this incredible country of ours."

Twitter users reacted:

Cokeahontas strikes again.

— RazzLi (@razzli_) July 3, 2023

Someone needs to tell Jr. his cigar is extinguished, probably for hours.

— Christine King (@ckwest542) July 3, 2023

So now it's a great country? That's not what he says every other day of the year.

— DebbieM🇺🇸🇺🇦NO FBR Lists!*Biden/Harris (@MkdDebbie) July 3, 2023

I'm just surprised he isn't singing "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow."
If you know, you know.

— Ray Loewe (@rloewe65) July 3, 2023

Celebrating the 4th with a blunt and no family. On brand for Junior.

— Jean Junque Therapy ☮️💙 Vote Blue 🇺🇸🇺🇦😻🏛🟰 (@bmorejean) July 3, 2023

Accurate:

If you're doing lots of lines, it's hard to go outside. I've been there, I know.

— Flyover Sue 🇺🇦 ☮️🟦 (@Suedy58) July 3, 2023

His dealer will be able to retire by Wednesday morning!

— Nechole Says make the GOP pay! VOTE!! that simple (@Heirstorry) July 3, 2023

Don Jr. on the Snort of July.

— UnclePeneaux (@2021Sardonic) July 3, 2023

Happy 4th of July, y'all. Have a safe one.

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