Randy Rainbow strikes again, this time about Trump's Mar A Lago documents.
Randy opens up a carefully edited "interview" with Trump with "thanks so much for posting bail to be here."
After a few moments of back and forth with Donnie's many different (and conflicting) answers about what the hell he was doing with the nation's secrets in his resort, Randy breaks into song -- this time a parody of the Beatles classic, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds."
Picture his ass in a bright orange jumpsuit
Bangin' on bars with a rusty tin cup...
Thought it'd be cute and just take what he wanted
But looks like it's time to pay up...Damning indictments for federal crimes
Piling up on his desk.
Yappin' for years about how Hillary
Handled her docs.Donald in the John with Boxes!
Down at Palm Beach at the home of this klepto
Hidden there under his padded commodes.
Just within reach of his diapers and Pepto
Our national secrets and nuclear codes.Sits on the can thumbing classified records
Like they're old golf magazines
Proudly protesting there's nothing that he has to hide.Donald in the John with Boxes!
Dudes in blue jackets appear at his door
Ready to take him awaaaay
Still all these hacks back him up
What the hell's going on?Picture his ass in a bright orange jumpsuit
Brought to the justice he tried to obstruct.
Thought it'd be cute and just take what he wanted
And now he's totally.... screwed.
