For just a dollar a day, you can help a poor, crying MAGAt pansy trying to cope with the reality their Fearless Leader is not above the law, after all.

Seriously though, I think they took the entirely wrong approach on this. We're looking at the biggest treasure ever imagined here, right in front of us. Conservative tears cost a fortune. And these are the top of the line MAGA tears! The Trump boys, Beavis and Butthead! Old Lady Graham! Dan Bongino! If we collect enough of their tears, we could completely pay off the national debt, solve world hunger and have enough for a Happy Meal at Mickey D's.

Open thread below....