Opening Friday's CPAC conference, Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene did her impression of a medical professional and launched into a diatribe about gender-affirming care in a barren Potomac Ballroom at the Gaylord National.

We imagine the rest of the attendees (?) were sleeping off last night's cocktail hours, plural.

Politico reporter Natasha Korecki captured Marge's speech from this perspective.

Here's what the speech looked like if you watched it on CSPAN.

Rep. Greene spent a lot of time setting up her punch line, but it landed like a lead balloon. (Not from China.)