Don Jr. Cries Sad MAGA Tears On Twitter After Bank Dumps His App

By Conover Kennard — March 3, 2023

Donald Trump Jr. shed some sad white tears on Twitter Thursday after PNC bank closed the account for his media company, MXM News, and of course, he's blaming wokeness. It can't possibly be that his videos portray him as a rehab reject as he rants on air while using an abundance of air quotes to show that he's a super serious person after allegedly (!!!) huffing lines of cocaine off of Kimberly Guilfoyle's surgically enhanced ass.

BREAKING: Woke @PNCBank just shut down the bank account for my app @mxmnews without any explanation.

The Left doesn't think you should be able to exist, much less thrive, in society. It should be illegal to discriminate based on political affiliation!!!https://t.co/JMTuVnK68g

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) March 2, 2023

Junior blamed "cancel culture" in an interview, which is cute since his father tried to cancel the 2020 presidential election.

Don Jr breaks news on Newsmax that his news aggregator site was dumped by PNC Bank pic.twitter.com/rEuB7oC1PK

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 2, 2023

Unsurprisingly, Junior was mocked. Probably because he's a douche canoe.

Usually when a bank drops you it’s because of something you did. Like questionable bank transactions. Moving large sums of cash that don’t align with normal business transactions.

— MC Baker (@mcbakerar) March 2, 2023

That said, banks do business with a lot of bad people so I’m curious how Junior managed to get kicked out.

— Sydra (@sydrasmith) March 2, 2023

You are calling PNC Bank "the left"?
Its CEO Bill Demchak is literally a long time Republican.
this is about business....and who on earth would want to do business with you.

— Art Martin (@gartmartin9) March 2, 2023

Well it is illegal to participate in an insurrection

— johnedpatton (@johnedpatton) March 2, 2023

That's a shame. Under Don Jr's inspired leadership, MXMNews had really started taking off: pic.twitter.com/eEKQCyHoMK

— David Stone (Just looking, thanks) (@AuthorDavidSto1) March 2, 2023

In his defense, he thought PNC stood for "Pretty Nifty Coke"

— Ohio Resister (@Deborahinohio) March 2, 2023

...due to suspicious transactions, maybe.

— President Papi Chulo𓃵 (@SpicyAboki) March 2, 2023

Fuck Don Jr. This is called karma, and it's spelled, haha, fuck you, bitch.

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