Fox News hosts from Outnumbered attacked Mars Incorporated today for putting out a new batch of M&Ms, and a new character, 'Purple' that supports women and inclusivity. The Outnumbered hosts were so agitated, they went so far as to say the new candy is helping China take over the world.
I do believe Chinese people like candy, no?
Host Harris Faulkner opened up yelling, "Women M&MS! You know it's my favorite story today. Say it again: Women M&MS!"
Faulkner singled out "Purple" as the new offender of conservatives because it stands for said acceptance and inclusivity.
Host Martha MacCallum took her grievances to rather bizarre heights with this rant.
“I mean, if this is what you need for validation, an M&M that is the color that you think is associated with feminism, – then I’m worried about you,” MacCallum said. “I think this is the kind of thing that makes China say like, ‘Oh, good, keep focusing on that. Keep focusing on giving people their own color M&Ms while we take over all of the mineral deposits in the entire world.”
Lisa Compagno's complaints was so idiotic I refuse to write them here.
Who knew Mars candies were responsible for all the world's mineral deposits?
The only people focusing their attention on the M&Ms are these Fox News hosts.
The Purple M&M has now entered Fox News' lexicon of evil culture war marauders and they must be stopped.
