The midterm election results -- or 'electron' as the stable genius spelled it -- certainly have former President Donald Trump rattled. Around midnight, Trump took to Truth Social hours after Sen. Mark Kelly (D) won his reelection over Arizona Republican Party Senate nominee Blake Masters. As much as Trump has tried to claim victory over the midterm elections, it just got worse for him, and he knows it. Democrats are now one seat away from Senate control after Mark Kelly's win.
Bloaty McBatshit sent out five 'truths' around midnight, calling the election unfair without offering any evidence to back that claim up, except for his hurt feelings.
"So in Maricopa County they're at it again. Voting Machines in large numbers didn't work, but only in Republican districts. People were forced to wait for hours, then got exhausted or had other things to do and left the voting lines by the thousands," he wrote. "Even Kari Lake was taken to a Liberal Democrat district in order to vote. Others weren't so lucky. This is a scam and voter fraud, no different than stuffing the ballot boxes. They stole the Electron from Blake Masters. Do Election over again!"
Ohhhhh. So, now he's concerned about voters waiting in long lines to cast their ballots. Just wait until he hears how much time Black people have to wait in line. It will blow his mind.
Then he went all-caps on us.
"RIGGED ELECTIONS, OPEN BORDERS = Third World Countries," Trump wrote. "The USA is a failing Nation!"
"Idiot, and possibly corrupt, officials have lost control of the tainted Election in Arizona," he continued in another post. "MACHINES BROKEN IN REPUBLICAN AREAS. A NEW ELECTION MUST BE CALLED FOR IMMEDIATELY!"
He ended his rant with a shoutout to his daughter, Tiffany.
"My wonderful daughter Tiffany will be getting Married today at Mar-a-Lago. She and Michael are a beautiful couple who will be very happy together," he added. "A big thank you and congratulations to Tiffany's mother, Marla, on the bringing up of a really great daughter!"
Who says, "on the bringing up of a really great daughter"?
Those are some serious charges Trump threw out there. I guess he wasn't happy with trying to overturn his election results, so now he's moved on to trying to flip the results of the truly awful candidates that he endorsed. What an absolute walnut.
