The Eight Billion Idiots Ruining Everything Edition
Yes, we have a problem. It's actually our only problem. Ol'Buzzard has the world view.
Juanita Jean is back w/ a tale of Texas turning purple. Turning, not turned.
McSweeney's on what a parental unit would say to a Trump-talkin' five-yr. old.
Yellow Dog Granny has some amusement.
By M. Bouffant. Submit suggestions to mbru@crooksandliars.com.