"Our show is so dead, he's going to bury it next to his ex-wife on one of his golf courses," the late night host said.
November 8, 2022

Whew! Jimmy Kimmel really let Trump have it last night -- or "Fibberace," as he called him.

At his rally last night, the Orange Mold said Kimmel's show was "dead" because he doesn't have Moldy to make fun of anymore.

"That's right, our show is dead," Kimmel said.

"Our show is so dead he's going to bury it on the golf course next to one of his ex-wives."

"You know what's dead? I'll tell you what's dead. All those endangered animals your chinless son shot. That's what's dead. You know what's dead? The look in your wife's eyes when you beg her for sex on your birthday," Kimmel said.

"And I will say, in January our show will have been on for 20 years, you got kicked out after four, okay?"

There's more. Some years ago, Kimmel was at dinner with Mehmet Oz and his wife, and they told a story about Trump pushing an older woman in formal attire into the pool. Go listen, he really is a sociopath.

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