Since TFG is so obsessed with ratings, and if he could ever learn to read a room, this is the announcement he really should have made. Regardless of how dead his delivery was, it would surely have been a smash hit and have gone viral on every single social media platform. Alas, he didn't do the right thing, of course. But we can still dream, can't we?

H/T The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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