Go, Holly!

Some say Holly had an unfair advantage because she has double the number of legs as the other runners, but Holly insists she deserves a prize.
By Aliza Worthington — April 23, 2021

When interviewed after the race, Holly the dog insisted she had special dispensation to enter the race late, and her head start and four legs gave her absolutely no unfair advantage in this track meet.

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