February 18, 2021

"Yes, Senator Cruz is in Cancún right now, but you know here in his offices we say 'Big Whoop'. Senator Cruz deserves to relax, unwind, unplug, recharge, you know like you would a power outlet. Or his power grid is going to go out," said his spokesperson, comedian Blaire Erskine.

As for Senator Cruz, seems he's now beating a hasty retreat back to Houston with all this negative coverage. Hope his batteries are recharged.

And because it's Ted Cruz and all things awful, he's now requested Houston police assistance getting through the airport terminal when he returns tonight.

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